chemistry

chemistry
1. (chemistry) (1159↑, 315↓)
A school subject that teaches the alert young anarchist how to make primative explosive devices.

One of the few useful things I learnt at school was how to make nitro-based explosives.

2. (chemistry) (1199↑, 382↓)
A notion, mostly used by very shallow girls, which suggests that there's this mysterious attraction between two people that's out of anyone's control, and either "just happens" or "just doesn't happen". It's complete bullshit, and more specifically just a cop out to use when a superficial girl tries to pretend she isn't shallow by telling some guy "there's just no chemistry between us", as an excuse not to be together. What she's really saying is "I'm an ignorant bimbo too hung-up on superficial qualities, and I don't care how nice you are because you're not "hot" enough for me. I need someone more attractive, even if he is a complete and total asshole". Then they go around saying things like "Oh, woe is me, I don't know why I keep ending up with the wrong guys". Gee, I wonder why. Will they ever get a clue? Maybe, but it usually doesn't happen until the girl finally grows up, which is usually around the time she turns 40 or so and realizes the qualities in a person that REALLY matter.

I believe that chemistry plays a huge part in a relationship and if that isn't there, then it's just not meant to be. -- just another bimbo

3. (chemistry) (885↑, 106↓)
The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".

Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.

4. (Chemistry) (624↑, 183↓)
Chemistry is the process of torturing high school students into freaking out and consequently dropping out of school.

That bum was a victim of chemistry.

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5. (chemistry) (356↑, 134↓)
(noun) 1. An excruciating form of torture; sometimes self-imposed. 2. Death broken down into many hourly segments, usually occuring in groups of 17 or more. 3. An extreme social disorder usually with physical symptoms.

1. I'd rather do chemistry than go out with you. 2. I can't go out tonight, I've got chemistry.

6. (chemistry) (232↑, 48↓)
The result of what happens when Math and Science become butt buddies.

Jennifer: So Sally, you up for some Chemistry Pre-AP PSAT CAHSEE College-prep Testing?\! WHOOOOO CHEMISTRY\! Sally: Fuck chemistry, I'm becoming a stripper, bitch.

7. (Chemistry) (424↑, 308↓)
- An education course often hated by those that do not have the mental capacity to comprehend it. Often referred to as “boring” and “useless” by ignorant students, but appreciated by those that see its consequences to society and technology. In college, chemistry is used as a filter class to weed out ill prepared or unintelligent pre-meds and other technical field majors. Serves to re-route them to a more appropriate field such as sociology, business, or political “science”. - A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.

-Man, how am I ever going to get into med school if I fail general chemistry for the third time?\!?\! -Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.

8. (chemistry) (154↑, 72↓)
If you can hack the stigma of the title of geek, a freakin cool degree major

Chemistry?? Dude ya big geek\!

Author: Nameless Scientist Hero http://chemistry.urbanup.com/1532011
9. (chemistry) (164↑, 100↓)
A High School subject that doesn't have to be so damn necessarily hard to understand. If the book authors learned how to write in lamence terms for us non-scientists, maybe we should be able to cover the whole 30 chapter book in a hour. But noooo... those geeks really had to make it difficult. Actually, they add nothing but demonstrations and no official formulas, and they use big words to explain something as simple as a damn "mole" measurement. Therefore we have to take pen and paper and make our own damn formulas, no thanks to that $50.00 piece of crap.

I read chapter 1 to chapter 10, 75% of it consists of irrelevant situations of how to use what we are learning, in ways we never even thought it could be useless enough. 10% of it is actual examples where you must stare with a blank face and make up your own formulas, 15% is review work which you don't know how to do.

10. (chemistry) (145↑, 94↓)
pure evil\! torture for teenagers who want to pass high school, and get into college.

I need to pass chemistry to get into college.

11. (chemistry) (134↑, 92↓)
the spawn of satan

I've been doing chemistry for the past 5 hours. It sucks ass. I'm going to kill Dr. White. My hand hurts.

12. (chemistry) (86↑, 63↓)
the attraction between two people

I wanna kiss that girl to see if there's any chemistry

13. (Chemistry) (39↑, 17↓)
One of the four "Natural Sciences" (The others being Maths , Physics and Biology) . Taugt at secondary school , highschool and university. Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification . Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse . After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are: Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this. Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology . Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft . Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ? Physical chemistry : Satan himself . Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .

Matt the nerd : We're havin' Analytical , physical and Organic chemistry today \!\!\! Bob the fail : FUCK \!\!\!\!\!

14. (chemistry) (40↑, 21↓)
feelings between people(especially friends and romantic interests) about how they relate to each other, usually positive feelings, interpersonal chemistry

They have got some major chemistry going on.

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://chemistry.urbanup.com/3339483
15. (chemistry) (71↑, 52↓)
Easy class in high school, pain in the ass in college. Be well-prepared.

Wow, my first lab in this chemistry class lasted four hours and my eyes are drier than that time I tried weed.

16. (chemistry) (74↑, 55↓)
The study of molecules and their interaction.

Chemistry is a game for dope-ass motherfuckers.

17. (Chemistry) (42↑, 27↓)
The Science of matter and physical objects. The study of chemicals and substances A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive

Moron: You terrorist\! Normal Guy: Not everything is about explosives in chemistry

Author: CaptainWhiteyBoy http://chemistry.urbanup.com/2316480
18. (chemistry) (39↑, 27↓)
the devil

Chemistry is the worst fucken class ever.

Author: intrnashonalsuperstud http://chemistry.urbanup.com/4021261
19. (Chemistry) (59↑, 48↓)
Originated in Slovenia from a herd of aboriganie bovine. The rarest and deadliest form of leprosy. Comes in six different periods or phases. In its developed stages, body parts involuntarily sever connection at the slightest vibration.

I just found out I have chemistry, 3rd period.

20. (Chemistry) (12↑, 2↓)
Gods cruel practical joke for college kids.

Wow god must really hate me for putting me in chemistry.

21. (Chemistry) (59↑, 50↓)
A subject taught in highschool. Mainly the period includes various other subjects such as Maths assignments the day before they are due.

Guy 1: Oh fuck I have a maths assessment tomorrow\! Guy 2: Its alright dude, don't fret. We have chemistry next\!

Author: Aydin Uranium-235 http://chemistry.urbanup.com/741889
22. (Chemistry) (14↑, 6↓)
A [science] in which one extends their knowledge of the [Periodic Table] by occasionally mixing the wrong chemicals, lighting stuff on fire, freezing stuff in [liquid nitrogen], highlighting the hell out of their periodic table until it looks like a unicorn licked it, and understanding how all this stuff applies to the little tiny bits that make up every last bit of everything.

Person 1: Hey\! Did you guys do that lab today in Chemistry with the thing that blew up? Person 2: Yeah\! That was so totally epic\!

23. (chemistry) (18↑, 12↓)
My first definition of chemistry is the study of chemicals (that's how I remember it) and how they react with each other and how to describe the experience and experiments in the most precise and concise words to be interpreted by other people in the scientific community and hopefully the non-scientific community. My second definition of chemistry is from pop culture, which seems to mean how people relate to each other. A higher chemistry means people get along with each other well. A lower chemistry means people get along poorly or disagree most of the time.

NOTE: This example tries to combine both definitions to get a shared meaning. Example: The chemicals are having a good chemistry with each other and reacting to beget inorganic or organic products. Sodium hydroxide and hydrochloric acid have excellent chemistry and marry and form their children called sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide (commonly known as water by its common name). At the atomic level, the ions are chemically bonding tightly\! Yep, it's a real close lovely relationship\!

24. (chemistry) (47↑, 43↓)
A 'relivent' subject 'taught' in high schools designed to ideally make sure you can't get into collage after failing it in your exams due to the teacher you had being an irresponsible, irritating, uncaring, potentially unqualified hater of children.

Chemistry was the reason she lived in the convent.

25. (chemistry) (29↑, 27↓)
Interactions that originate from personalities.

"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."

26. (Chemistry) (2↑, 1↓)
Also known as rape. The University of Arkansas defines it as one or multiple acts of terrorism against many college students, and often leads to the death of children...and GPA's. If confronted with this, know that nothing will save your soul.

College Kid 1: "Man, that Chemistry exam raped me..." College Kid 2: "Mcdonald's here I come\!\!\!\!"

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27. (Chemistry) (9↑, 9↓)
1. A school subject that teaches how the elements of the periodic table react. Chemistry is usually associated with "blowing up" and "setting on fire", but its really squinting into a test tube to watch an underwhelming chemical reaction. 2. The connection between two people, usually in a relationship. The sexual aspect is usually more talked about.

Student 1: Oh boy, I'm gonna take Chemistry next year\! That means i'll blow stuff up and watch things fume\! Student 2: No it's not. It's balancing shit and watching things make pathetic bubbles. Student 3: THERE WERE BUBBLES?\!?\!?\!? I have good chemistry with my girlfriend in bed.

Author: ThatGuyOverThere2 http://chemistry.urbanup.com/4966706
28. (Chemistry) (11↑, 12↓)
Female euphamism for sexual attraction. Utilized to avoid hurting someone's feelings, but, more importantly, to hide superficiality.

Guy: So, can I see you again? Gal: I don't think so, Hank. I'm just not feeling any chemistry.

29. (chemistry) (105↑, 106↓)
the biggest fuckin waste of time i've ever had the chance to bore my fuckin brains out in. this class is a fuckin bomb. see bomb

Chemstry is a fuckin bomb\!

30. (chemistry) (10↑, 13↓)
Not only the study of the properties of matter and the changes it undergoes, chemistry can also define people's relationships. As all chemists know, chemistry is extremely complicated. Between sublimation, atomic masses, moles, beta and alpha decay, oxidation numbers, emperical formulas, diatomic molecules, stoichiometry, molarity, kinetics, brownsted-lowry acids and bases, titration, redox equations, hydrocarbons, isomers, , and of course the one and only equilibrium, there is so much to understand in the scientific world of chemistry. However, what some chemists might underestimate is the figure it plays when speaking of "bonds" between two completely different people or molecules. Since they are coming from different families or groups, they of course have different properties and characteristics. Yet through forces of attraction, such as vanderwaals, they are able to bond. This is because chemical reactions occur and two different people exist in equilibrium. Alright. We are sure you are sick of hearing these chem terms, as are we. So basically chemistry is a way of describing a friendship, not only a science. Although many fights and conflicts occur, there is some sort of chemistry that brings two souls back together. And though they may drift apart, these forces will never be able to be broken. As they say, Chemistry is everything. So I guess friendship is everything. Gotta go. Updates soon. Stay tuned. And keep it chemiful. xoxo you know you love us boron and sulfur ps. we have lived through this chemistry. so we know it happens. so if you don't believe it. GO TAKE A LAP. ;)

"there's some chemistry.."

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31. (chemistry) (36↑, 45↓)
The capability to create mass distruction from simple formulas and chemical compounds and the realization of how to create premitive bombs and dangerous acids as well as how to roll the perfect weed. ideal for evil minds and hell for those who do not have the mental compacity. used to deturr blonds and morons from going into a learning Environment.

Chemistry Investingation 6.9 HS04 is a chemical compound so strong it can rip flesh from the teachers face....Try it u'r self\! PREDICTION: i beleive that the teacher will moan in agony as her face burns off MATERIALS: dumb teacher HSO4 100mL beaker CONCLUSION: in conclusion my teacher now looks like a troll from lord of the rings

32. (Chemistry) (9↑, 21↓)
Referring to that which usually comes before sex. The exception is when intercourse is preceded by the exchange of green ink-dyed cotton.

We had some serious chemistry\! After that we mixed some chemical compounds and that's how we got little Joey\!

33. (chemistry) (68↑, 82↓)
satans torture for teenagers shit you don't need or want to know bullshit

chemistry is for crack heads

34. (Chemistry) (24↑, 43↓)
The study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations, usually taught by a professor who owns or operates a methamphetamine lab on the side to help subsidize his/her meager income.

While I failed high school chemistry, my teacher was fired the following year for incompetence.

35. (Chemistry) (20↑, 42↓)
Student form of torture. Tricks kids into thinking they are going to make drugs and bombs, but involves math and more math. Pointless unless you are going to be a chemist.

"Chemistry is the reason why i dropped out and killed my dog"

36. (chemistry) (17↑, 49↓)
Some fucked up bootleg-ass bullshit that's not a real science. The bastard child of physics.

Yo I just rolled out of chemistry and capped some bitches because I was so distressed by chemistry's apathy towards SI units and scientific procedure.

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37. (Chemistry) (21↑, 62↓)
The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).

Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe* Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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